Clarkson’s Farm Tour

Clarkson’s Farm Tour (without the mud, swearing, or broken tractors)

The Clarkson’s Farm Tour kicks off with a westward escape from London in a comfortable mini coach into the picturesque Cotswolds — an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty, known for winding country lanes, rolling hills, and, lately, Jeremy Clarkson trying to farm it.

If you’ve ever wondered how a man who once reviewed a Lamborghini is now trying to herd sheep, this is your chance to see the madness up close. Here’s where the Clarkson’s Farm Tour takes you:

• Woodstock – Once a royal hunting ground, now a lovely market town with cobbled streets, coffee stops, and Churchill’s birthplace right next door.
• Chadlington – A charming village often featured in Clarkson’s Farm. Expect tiny roads, suspicious livestock, and the occasional reminder that farming isn’t for the faint-hearted.
• Diddly Squat Farm Shop – The heart of the chaos. While we won’t stand in the infamous queue, you’ll have time for photos, snacks, and maybe a glimpse of the world’s most sarcastic signposts.
• Hawkstone Brewery – Introduced in Season 2, this is where Jeremy’s beer dreams come true. Try a pint, grab a bite, and judge for yourself whether it’s better than water.
• Bourton-on-the-Water – The so-called ‘Venice of the Cotswolds’, only with more ducks, more tea, and fewer gondolas.
• Burford – A medieval town known as the ‘Gateway to the Cotswolds’, filled with charm, stone buildings, and the vague smell of past centuries.
• The Farmer’s Dog (formerly The Windmill) – Jeremy’s newly renovated pub. Settle in for a drink, enjoy the countryside views, and reflect on how utterly unprepared you are to be a farmer.

The Clarkson’s Farm Tour ends back in London at Urban Baristas in South Kensington around 5:30 PM. You’ll return tractor-free, slightly more informed, and maybe a bit thirstier for another pint of Hawkstone.

• BSL is not provided for this tour  

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Clarkson’s Farm Tour