Clarkson’s Farm Private Tour from London or the Cotswolds

Clarkson’s Farm Private Tour

Step into the hilarious, heart-warming and unpredictable world of Clarkson’s Farm on this private small-vehicle tour, complete with pickup from either Central London or the Cotswolds. Tailored entirely to you, this unique experience offers the perfect mix of filming locations, quirky countryside stops, and the glorious landscapes that made the series such a hit.

Your day begins with your driver-guide collecting you directly from your hotel, station, or local accommodation. Sit back and relax as you head west into the rolling hills of the Cotswolds, an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty whose stone cottages and winding lanes provide the perfect backdrop for Clarkson’s farming escapades. Unlike a shared coach trip, this is your journey—no crowds, no fixed schedule, just time to enjoy the sights and stories that matter to you.

A highlight for many is the Diddly Squat Farm Shop, the modest yet world-famous shop launched by Clarkson and his team. Here you’ll have time to browse shelves stacked with local produce, snap that must-have selfie in front of the sign, and, if you wish, purchase a few souvenirs. Close by, your tour may include a stop at the Hawkstone Brewery, formerly the Cotswolds Brewing Co. and now rebranded with Clarkson’s backing. Raise a glass of Hawkstone Lager or IPA and discover how farming and brewing have come together to create a true Cotswolds success story.

The day continues with visits to some of the villages that framed Clarkson’s adventures. Wander the picturesque streets of Woodstock, home to charming shops and historic links with Blenheim Palace. Pass through Chadlington, a village familiar to fans of the show, and explore Burford, often described as the “Gateway to the Cotswolds.” If time allows, you may also detour to Bourton-on-the-Water, celebrated for its low stone bridges and riverside walks.

Depending on availability, your tour could also include a stop at The Farmer’s Dog, Clarkson’s re-imagined country pub near Burford. Whether for a pint, a meal, or just a look around, it offers a fitting finale to your day immersed in the farming world. We recommend a pre-booking for a table here is you wish to eat.

Throughout the journey, your knowledgeable driver-guide will bring the series to life with behind-the-scenes anecdotes, local history, and fun trivia about Clarkson’s misadventures in agriculture. With door-to-door service and complete flexibility, this private tour ensures you see the best of Clarkson’s Farm without the rush.

Whether you’re a devoted fan of the show, a lover of the English countryside, or simply curious to explore the Cotswolds in style, the Clarkson’s Farm Private Tour promises a day filled with laughter, stories, and unforgettable scenery.

Jeremy’s rival shop

See the rival farm shop where Jeremy was shocked at the price and then had his Eureka moment to create his own farm shop at Diddly Squat – a perfect introduction to the challenges (and comedy) that inspired Clarkson’s unlikely transformation from petrolhead to ploughman

Gerald’s village and Jeremy’s farmhouse

Roll into the village where Gerald lives and spot the village hall used for the fiery meeting about Diddly Squat’s impact on the community. You’ll even see a stone wall built by Gerald’s own hands and enjoy a distant view of Clarkson’s farmhouse — the heart of the show’s drama.

Diddly Squat Farm Shop

The heart of the chaos. While we won’t stand in the infamous queue, you’ll have time for photos, snacks, and maybe a glimpse of the world’s most sarcastic signposts where reality TV meets real agriculture.

Hawkstone Brewery

Introduced in Season 2, this is where Jeremy’s beer dreams come true. Try a pint, grab a bite, and judge for yourself whether it’s better than water.

Burford

A drive through this medieval town known as the ‘Gateway to the Cotswolds’, filled with charm, stone buildings, and the vague smell of past centuries.

The flour mill

where Jeremy’s barley was milled in Seasons 1 and 4 — proof that, occasionally, his farming actually works.

The Windrush Valley

Where the team celebrates in a pub at the end of Season 4

The Farmer’s Dog & The Grand Tour tent

Jeremy’s newly renovated pub and farm shop. Settle in for a drink, enjoy the countryside views, and reflect on how utterly unprepared you are to be a farmer. Also stroll through the Grand Tour tent and pick up some nice local produce.

Accommodation Suggestions

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Travelling by Train

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Theatre Tickets 

London’s famous West End is just a short distance from many of our tour locations. If you’re planning to see a show, you can browse a wide range of discounted theatre tickets for popular productions across the city. 

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London Pass 

If you’re planning to visit several attractions while in London, the London Pass can help you save money. It provides access to 80+ top attractions, including the Tower of London, Westminster Abbey and river cruises. 

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Is the tour accessible?
– This guided tour is not accessible for wheelchair users or parents with prams or buggies due to the uneven surfaces on the route. British Sign Language is not provided on the tour.

Do children need to be accompanied?
– All people under 18 (i.e. 17 years old and younger) must be accompanied by an adult (aged 18 years or over) on all tours

Is the tour suitable for children?
– This tour is not suitable for 3 years old and below.

Does the tour still go ahead if there is bad weather?
– Yes, unless on very rare occasions when we have to cancel e.g Force Majeure

– Free Cancellations – Cancel for free up to 24 hours before departure—no questions asked.

– Unlimited Rescheduling – Change your tour date as many times as you need without extra charges.

– Save £££s Booking Direct – Enjoy the guaranteed lowest price when you book directly with us (the direct operator of the tour).

– Trip Protection Insurance – Add extra peace of mind with optional trip protection insurance available at checkout

– Inclusions: Professional driver guide and transport

– Exclusions: Gratuities (optional), food and drink